octopuswithamoustache:

tittily:

my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist 

I actually had a conversation about this with a friend living in England.

(For whatever reason orange juice came up)
Me: “I prefer it without pulp.”
Chelle: “What the fuck is pulp? You mean juicy bits?”
Me: “What the fuck are juicy bits???”

(via starkid-nerdfighter)

phobias:

my interests range from cute puppy’s to hard core sex

(via orgasm)

lanhecock:

(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

(via smosh)

broken-glass-girls:

Homewrecker - Marina and the Diamonds

broken-glass-girls:

Homewrecker - Marina and the Diamonds

(via diamondsanddelrey)

alexgaskarthdoingthings:

Why is calling somebody a punk an insult like hell yeah im punk I bleed fall out boy

(via ruinedchildhood)

(via milesjai)

if you want a nice body, go get it. if you want to become a lawyer, study your ass off. if you want nice hair, pick a style and get it done. stop being afraid and motivate yourself. find yourself. find your happiness, because it’s out there waiting for you.

(via ruinedchildhood)

potassiurn:

you want the d?

oh you mean my

image

(via ruinedchildhood)